The English Teacher

She tried to ignore his deficinecies in writing.  It wasn’t easy because predicate isn’t another word for subject.  The final straw came with the lesson on appositives.  “My mom Marie is a chef.”  When she saw the sentence on the board, she screamed, “What was your other mother?”  His reply, “A secretary,” momentarily silenced her.

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